The non-traveller is a professional layabout and has been avidly not going places his entire life. In addition to his not-travelling credentials, he is an expert non-blogger skilled in the arts of not-writing-about-himself.
Recently, however, he has decided that non-travelling isn’t much of a career path and is considering options with more scenery.
Travels of a Non-traveller 
Doing a good job so far! Where’s home?